Home > Hilarious, Livin' Life, Misc > what’s in my email

what’s in my email

While looking through my email, I discovered not only does someone want to pay me money to handle their money but someone wants to hire me in Taiwan and in Hong Kong. Now, let me tell you, I need a new job but Taiwan and Hong Kong are both a bit far to travel for a new job. Another person wants to sell me cialis. I personally do not need cialis but hey the boyfriend can use it. So, thanks! Still another, has offered me a part time job online. All that I have to do give the person all of my contact info and to top it off, the phone number they provided is from Ireland. Sure no problem. I’ll send it to you when hell freezes over.

Here’s another great one. I get a lot of these. This one is offering Microsoft Office 2007, which they say is worth $899 but I can have it for $79.95. No thanks. I’ll stick with Open Office which can handle anything Microsoft has to throw at it. So, again when hell freezes over. It’s bad enough that I use Windows XP. I am not giving Microsoft anymore of my money.

I got several of these emails also. Each from a different email addy:

OEM software – throw packing case, leave CD, use electronic manuals.
Pay for software only and save 75-90%!

Find incredible discounts! See our special offers!

$49 Windows XP Pro w/SP2
$79 MS Office Enterprise 2007
$79 Adobe Acrobat 8 Pro
$79 Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate
$99 Macromedia Studio 8
$59 Adobe Premiere 2.0
$59 Corel Grafix Suite X3
$59 Adobe Illustrator CS2
$129 Autodesk Autocad 2007
$149 Adobe Creative Suite 2

How about you jump off a bridge somewhere? LOL! Can you say illegal software? I can!

Still, yet are the offers of porn! Me look at porn? On the net? I have. But I am not paying for it. I will purchase a used video at the video store before I will pay for porn on the net. It’s a rare occasion when I watch it anyways. It’s more for a laugh than a thrill. I’m naughty sometimes but that’s for another time and place. 😉

So, there you have it. That is what’s in my spam box and my inbox. That doesn’t even include all the spam that I get on my blogs. But that is fodder for another post.

Categories: Hilarious, Livin' Life, Misc
  1. Capri
    February 27, 2007 at 02/27/07 9:49 PM

    I get smal from Middle Eastern dead men wanting to leave me all their money. 😯

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: